August 2009
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Aug 11th
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Aug 11th
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zzz
You know what really annoys me? When I am awoken by my mother for no apparent reason except for her to have the pleasure of spewing nonsense from her mouth. Last night…or should I say this morning, seeing as how it was FIVE FUCKING AM while I was dreaming (see image), my dear mother decided to barge into my room, effectively waking me from my slumber, only to say “Your room...
Aug 9th
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Fast Food, Slow People
You know what really irritates me? When fast food restaurants get my order wrong. Okay, look I get it.  Your job sucks.  There are tons of people waiting, some of them are rude, and you have to remember how to make like 15 different things on the menu. But I am not one of them.  I am very polite and thank you when I get my change.  So why the fuck is my order wrong when I look in the bag as I...
Aug 9th
Intro Post, somewhat
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Aug 9th